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Previously, on Dumbgeons and Dragons, Halloween at Kron Manor, the Destiny's children got

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the invite of a lifetime and make their way to Kron Manor with new friend Vorunax.

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While at the party, they had many delightful beverages, took in the spooky ghost tour

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by Mr. Mortimer, which led them through the many exciting events that were coming

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their way.

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While on the tour, our heroes became a little interested in other areas of the house that

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they were told perhaps not to go.

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They became separated and found themselves under the influence of something mystical,

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magical, or just a bludgeoning to the back of the head by an unknown captor.

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Let's pick up there and jump into Halloween at Kron Manor Part 2.

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And you go unconscious.

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All of you drift to sleep or get knocked unconscious or forced to sleep.

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You don't know for how long and you awaken in a dimly lit space.

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You see similar tile to where Sully had lit the match.

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There is a mirror on one side of the wall that you can see in this reddish brown illuminated

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area.

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And as you all begin to come to, you look around and you see each other in opposite

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in in corners of this room.

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You feel shackles around one of your legs.

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Oh my gosh, you're not supposed to fall asleep at the party first.

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You have a dick on my face.

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Let me see.

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Turn the other way.

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It's a little far off.

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Is this the costume contest?

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Yeah.

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Uh, no penises.

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Me too.

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On your face.

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How about me?

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Do I have any phalluses on my face?

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Nah, but you're still just a dickhead.

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Yeah, thanks Sully.

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Wait.

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My head, like, is there blood back here?

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Somebody hit me.

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It looks like there's some, yeah, there's a glisten, some more than the usual

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glitter.

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Ouch.

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Yeah, you guys were like, I'm so tired, I need to take a nap and then whack.

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Somebody hit me.

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Wow.

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That's not very nice.

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That's not cool.

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No.

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And I, it might have been Benjamin.

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I asked, I, cause I heard kind of swinging doors like the ones we went through, but

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I don't know.

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Well, this is a concern and predicament.

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I do seem to be chained.

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Yes, I have now noticed that I am also chained.

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Yes, no, it's three times chained over here.

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Yeah, same here.

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Uh, let's see, what am I gonna do about this?

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Like, I don't want to be like such a, like a, like a, you know, like, one of

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those, but like, help, kind of thing, you know?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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There's a sudden flicker in the mirror, this is like a static that begins to

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course through it and a figure, a cloaked figure, you can't see any facial features,

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comes on and says, do you want to play a game?

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I mean, honestly, not at the moment.

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I should have used the washroom when I had the chance.

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It's kind of what I'm thinking about now.

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And so it's not the best time.

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My head kind of hurts.

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I don't know.

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What are you, charades?

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Like, what do you think?

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You seem to be the kind of people who like to play games with other beings and bring

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them to different places at random times.

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And so I decided that maybe that was time to happen to you.

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So you've got a choice now.

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I'm sorry, um, who did we bring somewhere random at a time?

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Multiple times.

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Is that multiple times?

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Any times.

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Wow.

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I don't, I know I've had a whole witch's brew at this point, but I don't ever really

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remember doing that.

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I remember having a dream about something like that, but it was, I don't know,

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I was being some kind of goody two shoes nitwit or some shit.

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It was a nightmare, honestly.

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So it sounds familiar, but I don't think it's me.

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So you're a bad boys end, Mr. Vorunax.

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Bad boys for life.

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Bad boys.

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We ain't going nowhere, not with these chains around our legs.

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Nope.

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That's right.

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So I guess, I guess we're playing a game.

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Hold on, is this your fault?

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Is this whose fault?

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My fault.

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Yeah, well, I just want, you said you were a transporter and that you transport

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people.

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What's in the trunk?

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That's true.

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What's in the trunk, Vorunax?

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My buddy Jason.

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You can't even let your captor get through his little monologue and diatribe

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without going off on your own tangents.

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You were all so selfish.

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Well, I mean, I don't, I don't mean to sort of armchair bad guys

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speech, but you asked a question and then that requires us to answer.

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So maybe next time, just monologue and leave the question for the end.

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As a regular monologuer of evil diatribes, I would recommend leaving the,

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even the thought of a rhetorical question out so that you don't get,

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you know, dickish answers to those questions you don't want to hear the

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answer to.

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Oh yeah, if I hear rhetorical, I'm going on it.

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Yeah.

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Who didn't ask a lot of questions?

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And the mirror begins to shift in space.

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You see this slab up on a wall and there's a figure like within the slab

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and it like zooms in just here off to the side.

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That's like off mic.

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Enhance. Enhance. Enhance.

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And it zooms in and it's pixelated.

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No, no, like the CSI enhance.

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And then the pixelation goes away and it's a crystal clear picture of

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Moot encased in this stone carbonite.

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He didn't ask a lot of questions.

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It seems like he should have.

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Yeah.

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So what you do with Moot?

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Wait.

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So the mashed potatoes wasn't real?

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Who is that?

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Oh, he's like, he's like our best friend.

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He's the third Destiny's child.

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He's the third kind of Destiny's children.

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Our group name.

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He's the...

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All right, all right.

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He's a hot.

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Great guy.

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You'd really like him.

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Okay.

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He's really cool.

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Yeah.

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So this is a shocking development if you want.

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I feel ridiculous now.

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No, not Moot.

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You purveyor of evil deeds.

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Is that...

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That's exactly right.

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I felt disgusting in my mouth.

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You, Mr. Vorunax.

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The screen begins to move back to the cloaked figure.

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You are burning about a certain amount of evil.

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And we just need to put that to a stop.

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Oh, you jelly?

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I don't think you're ready.

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I mean, if I'm leading the charge, I think I've been ready.

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But let's see what you got.

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I'm interested.

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Maybe I can take some notes back home with me after this whole situation's taken care of.

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The door on the opposite side of the mirror kicks open,

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and you hear the same music as when you went out into the garden.

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And the garden and the zombie gnomes begin marching in,

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doing their Thriller dance.

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Moving towards each corner and encircling you.

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We'll see if you can get out of this one.

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And the door slams shut and locks behind you,

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and the mirror statics and fritzes and goes out.

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The music stops entirely,

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and you see these gnomes who before appeared to be painted and modeled,

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and like they were just putting on a play.

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Their skin is sloughing off their faces,

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and their jaws hanging to the ground,

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and some are missing limbs.

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And they let out this blood-curdling scream and jump towards you.

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Everybody roll for initiative.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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I feel like I haven't rolled for initiative in ages.

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I know.

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How do I even do it?

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Oh.

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Oh, better than I usually do.

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I got a nine.

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21.

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21?

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Well, I rolled a 16, and I've got a plus five initiative.

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You got it.

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I don't.

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You want to roll for hillop?

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Yep.

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Sully is ready for a dance fight.

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I'm here for a dance battle.

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Okay.

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Thing fits us.

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Light in the space begins to flicker,

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and these gnomes all pile on top of you.

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Everybody make a strength saving throw.

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This will be their first action.

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Fuck.

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16.

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22.

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Minus one.

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Five.

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Are the other people within like 10 feet of me?

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How close is everyone?

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I didn't specify how big the room was.

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Let's call it like a...

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11 feet.

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A large bathroom.

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Okay.

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So all, you know...

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Are they within 10 feet of me?

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Two of them, the corners right across from me,

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or like to your left and right.

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Yes.

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Person across from you, no.

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So let's place these people in this room.

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Okay.

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Damn hypotenuse.

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Get that whiteboard out.

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Son of a bitch.

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Damn geometry.

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So we'll say mirrors on this wall.

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Doors on this wall.

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And we'll go around in initiative order.

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Sully, Glim, Barnox, Hillop.

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So Hillop and Glim.

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Hillop's to your left.

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Glim is to your right.

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Sully is across from you.

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Sorry, Sully.

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That's all good.

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Those two get a plus four to their saving throw.

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Great.

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26.

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It wouldn't have helped you.

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Sorry, Amy.

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That brings Hillop up anyway.

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Dope.

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So everybody except Sully saves.

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And we.

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Yep.

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So everybody was in a seated or prone position.

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You're shackled.

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All these gnomes are piling on top of you.

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They're attempting to restrain you.

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Sully, you are now restrained.

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You've got it.

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They're holding you down.

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Makes sense.

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You're the smallest of everybody.

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Seems unfair.

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The other ones, they're just clamoring at you trying to get a grasp on you as

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you go around.

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So Sully, you're first up in this.

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You would have to make a strength check to try and get out or do some other shenanigans

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as you see fit.

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Well, I can shenanigan dagger them while I'm prone.

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Yes, they are holding you down.

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So you don't you didn't actively have a weapon in your hand to begin.

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All right.

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I'll I'll try to make a strength saving throw.

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OK.

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But I just for the record, it's not just a struggle.

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It is weird and off putting body undulation.

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OK.

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Love it.

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Hi Nat 20 undulated them right off of me.

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That's right.

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Take it.

269
00:12:03,879 --> 00:12:04,879
Yeah.

270
00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:09,240
The music begins starts back up as you're doing this and it turns into just this right

271
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,879
side Fred kind of vibe more than anything.

272
00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:16,879
And you're like your pelvic thrusting them off and into the walls.

273
00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:19,879
I'm too sexy for these notes.

274
00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:24,879
And this was as one was moving towards you with a dagger to plunge it deep into

275
00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:25,879
your heart.

276
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:26,879
Absolutely.

277
00:12:26,879 --> 00:12:28,879
They are being thrown off.

278
00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,879
That is your action.

279
00:12:30,879 --> 00:12:33,879
You are now no longer restrained, still prone.

280
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:34,879
We go to glim.

281
00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,879
Are any of them on me with the 26?

282
00:12:37,879 --> 00:12:38,879
No, they are.

283
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:39,879
You are not restrained.

284
00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:41,879
So you are you are still on the ground.

285
00:12:41,879 --> 00:12:44,879
But they are they're like pawing at you.

286
00:12:44,879 --> 00:12:46,879
They're just trying.

287
00:12:46,879 --> 00:12:50,879
And are we just like one leg is attached to a thing.

288
00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:52,879
OK.

289
00:12:52,879 --> 00:12:54,879
Great.

290
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:55,879
I guess I'll stand up.

291
00:12:55,879 --> 00:12:56,879
Love it.

292
00:12:56,879 --> 00:12:59,879
And then I'm just going to try and sword them.

293
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,879
Swording.

294
00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:02,879
Thirteen.

295
00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:04,879
Thirteen will hit.

296
00:13:04,879 --> 00:13:05,879
Yep.

297
00:13:05,879 --> 00:13:06,879
Oh sick.

298
00:13:06,879 --> 00:13:12,879
So that is a 13.

299
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:13,879
Thirteen damage.

300
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:14,879
So yeah.

301
00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:15,879
Slashing damage.

302
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:21,879
Stand up and brandish your sword and swing it down through this group of zombie gnomes

303
00:13:21,879 --> 00:13:24,879
who let out these moans and groans as they are.

304
00:13:24,879 --> 00:13:32,879
Several of them are eviscerated and just thrown across the floor in front of you.

305
00:13:32,879 --> 00:13:33,879
Make two 13s.

306
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,879
Nailing the Halloween theme.

307
00:13:35,879 --> 00:13:36,879
Yep.

308
00:13:36,879 --> 00:13:38,879
Vorunax, you're level 20 still, obviously.

309
00:13:38,879 --> 00:13:39,879
So you can do whatever you want.

310
00:13:39,879 --> 00:13:40,879
Just burn this whole fucking thing down.

311
00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:41,879
I down myself.

312
00:13:41,879 --> 00:13:43,879
I guess level 18 is what I down myself.

313
00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:46,879
I meant to do it to 16.

314
00:13:46,879 --> 00:13:47,879
We are at four.

315
00:13:47,879 --> 00:13:48,879
Doesn't matter.

316
00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:51,879
Okay, there's all kinds of people at parties, okay?

317
00:13:51,879 --> 00:13:52,879
Right on.

318
00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:55,879
Well then I'm just going to do some light murdering.

319
00:13:55,879 --> 00:13:57,879
Just do some light murder.

320
00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:58,879
Yeah, you know.

321
00:13:58,879 --> 00:13:59,879
Do whatever you got.

322
00:13:59,879 --> 00:14:00,879
Alright, cool.

323
00:14:00,879 --> 00:14:01,879
Well then just Wand of Orcus.

324
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:03,879
All you undead, shut up.

325
00:14:03,879 --> 00:14:04,879
It's fine.

326
00:14:04,879 --> 00:14:05,879
No.

327
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:10,879
No, I'm going to bust out the Wand of Orcus and just like lay into these undead.

328
00:14:10,879 --> 00:14:11,879
Okay.

329
00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:12,879
You know.

330
00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:13,879
Twenty-six.

331
00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:17,879
So you're just using it as a bludgeoning weapon?

332
00:14:18,879 --> 00:14:21,879
Oh yeah, I just stand up, smack the shit out of these little gnomes.

333
00:14:21,879 --> 00:14:24,879
Say, look, I danced with you.

334
00:14:24,879 --> 00:14:25,879
Twenty-six is going to hit.

335
00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:27,879
I danced with you.

336
00:14:27,879 --> 00:14:29,879
We shared a moment.

337
00:14:29,879 --> 00:14:31,879
Twenty total damage.

338
00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:33,879
Twelve of it is necrotic if it makes a difference.

339
00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:34,879
I'm sure it might.

340
00:14:34,879 --> 00:14:36,879
It definitely does.

341
00:14:36,879 --> 00:14:44,879
You slam down into these gnomes who see the Wand of Orcus and look terrified as you pull

342
00:14:44,879 --> 00:14:45,879
it out.

343
00:14:45,879 --> 00:14:48,879
And then they are crushed beneath it.

344
00:14:48,879 --> 00:14:52,879
There's still a couple of them on each of you in Glim.

345
00:14:52,879 --> 00:14:55,879
And then we will go to Hillop.

346
00:14:55,879 --> 00:15:01,879
Hillop, who's just kind of wiggling and writhing around, pulls a baseball bat.

347
00:15:01,879 --> 00:15:07,879
Hillop, who's just kind of wiggling and writhing around, pulls a baguette out of who

348
00:15:07,879 --> 00:15:10,879
knows where and swings to try and hit with it.

349
00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:13,879
You roll for Hillop.

350
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:17,879
And the baguette explodes because it's just a baguette.

351
00:15:17,879 --> 00:15:25,879
Yeah, but does the shrapnel of the stale baguette get lodged into the eye of one

352
00:15:25,879 --> 00:15:29,879
of them who's looking like he's having just a hard time with it?

353
00:15:29,879 --> 00:15:30,879
That's slightly irritating.

354
00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:31,879
Yeah, it's just bad.

355
00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:37,879
I mean, now it's soft and it's kind of conformed to the eye, so it's going to be a real yeasty

356
00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:38,879
later.

357
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:47,879
It's the gnome's turn, and they are...

358
00:15:47,879 --> 00:15:51,879
I said there were two on each Glim and Vorunax.

359
00:15:51,879 --> 00:15:53,879
Sully, you've...

360
00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:55,879
You're off.

361
00:15:55,879 --> 00:15:57,879
There were five over there.

362
00:15:57,879 --> 00:15:59,879
And five on Hillop.

363
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:05,879
They are going to try and slam attack you, for lack of a better term.

364
00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:09,879
One of them does have a blade, so the one with the blade is going to try and go for

365
00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:10,879
Sully.

366
00:16:10,879 --> 00:16:12,879
I won't make you roll for that one.

367
00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:13,879
Why not?

368
00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:15,879
You didn't like the low rolls I was given?

369
00:16:15,879 --> 00:16:17,879
I didn't like the low rolls I was given.

370
00:16:17,879 --> 00:16:21,879
That's going to be a 16 to hit with this bladed zombie.

371
00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:22,879
Nice.

372
00:16:22,879 --> 00:16:23,879
He's a 16.

373
00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:24,879
If it meets, it beats.

374
00:16:24,879 --> 00:16:31,879
That's three piercing damage as he clamors up and runs over to you screaming, and tries

375
00:16:31,879 --> 00:16:32,879
to stab into you.

376
00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:33,879
Oh, fuck.

377
00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:34,879
Gee.

378
00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:35,879
And does so.

379
00:16:35,879 --> 00:16:36,879
Dick.

380
00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:43,879
The other ones rush over to Glim.

381
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:46,879
The ones who were on Hillop and a couple that were on Sully are going to try and

382
00:16:46,879 --> 00:16:49,879
rush over to Glim, and a couple are going to rush over to Vorunax.

383
00:16:49,879 --> 00:16:55,879
Both of you make a strength saving throw as they jump at you en masse.

384
00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:56,879
14.

385
00:16:56,879 --> 00:16:57,879
22.

386
00:16:57,879 --> 00:16:59,879
22 is good.

387
00:16:59,879 --> 00:17:00,879
14.

388
00:17:00,879 --> 00:17:02,879
You are weighted down.

389
00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:08,880
They have your arms pulled down, avoiding the blade if at all possible.

390
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:12,880
To swing, you're going to have to roll with disadvantage, or you're going to have

391
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,880
to try and shake them off with a strength saving throw on your next turn.

392
00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:16,880
Okay.

393
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:17,880
Sully, it's your turn.

394
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:21,880
There's a gnome on top of you who's just impaled you with a dagger.

395
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,880
It's really rude.

396
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:23,880
Brutal.

397
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,880
I want to take out my dagger and impale him.

398
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,880
I've got two.

399
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,880
I can do two-handed.

400
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,880
Ha ha.

401
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,880
So I'm just letting him, like, I guess he can't hang from me because we're

402
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,880
like the same size.

403
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,880
Yeah, they are the same size.

404
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,880
Yeah.

405
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,880
So, like, dagger's in me.

406
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:43,880
Yeah.

407
00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:44,880
I just let him do it.

408
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:49,880
I take both of my hands and I whip out my daggers, and what I want to do is I

409
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,880
want to, whoosh, from side to side right through his ears.

410
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:53,880
Love it.

411
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:54,880
Sick.

412
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,880
And instead, oh, wait, it's a 17.

413
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,880
That definitely works.

414
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:01,880
Oh, yes.

415
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,880
I want to stab him in his ears.

416
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:04,880
You don't need to roll for damage.

417
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,880
You're stabbing him into his brain space.

418
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:11,880
So two daggers go in through the ears and, like, you feel the blades,

419
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,880
like, shank off of each other inside the head.

420
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,880
Oh.

421
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,880
And he stops immediately and just kind of slumps as you pull them out and he slumps

422
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:21,880
to the ground.

423
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:22,880
Oh.

424
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:23,880
Damn, Sully.

425
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,880
He stabbed me in my chest.

426
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,880
I know.

427
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,880
That was amazing.

428
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:32,880
And Glim, as you look down, after you say that, there's these gnomes hanging

429
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:36,880
off of your arms, three of them on each arm trying to pull this blade.

430
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,880
The others on your blade hand are trying to pull your fingers free.

431
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:43,880
Hey, Glim, it looks like you're, like, doing a daycare over there and the

432
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,880
kids are unruly.

433
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,880
I know.

434
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:47,880
And that's just what I would do if I ran a daycare.

435
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,880
And then I slam my hand against the wall.

436
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,880
I'm just kidding.

437
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,880
It's not what I would do if I ran a daycare.

438
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,880
Don't, oh, don't ever tell anyone.

439
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,880
Make an unarmed, an unarmed attack.

440
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,880
Don't ask Carla to base.

441
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:05,880
23.

442
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,880
Yeah, that definitely happens.

443
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,880
So with the sword hand because I want to, like, knock him off.

444
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,880
Yeah, so you got that.

445
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:14,880
So, yeah, the three that are hanging off your sword hand get flung into the wall

446
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:20,880
and you hear crushing of bone and matter as they slump to the ground.

447
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,880
And you have your sword hand free, but you only have one action.

448
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,880
So we go to Bardox.

449
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,880
Yep, that's it.

450
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,880
Like, they do good work.

451
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,880
I need to remember to talk to them after this is done.

452
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:33,880
So Sully's getting, like, attacked more than others?

453
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:34,880
Not anymore.

454
00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,880
I think it was just that one still lost.

455
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,880
That he killed.

456
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:49,880
Yeah, so there's three on Glem, five on you, a couple on Sully, and a couple on Halem.

457
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:54,880
Okay, well, if there's more on me than anyone else, then I'll just start, you know, swinging at the ones on me.

458
00:19:54,880 --> 00:20:01,880
There we go, 21 and 17 total damage.

459
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:05,880
Swinging down with the Wand of Orcus, you crush through them.

460
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,880
They have domino effect down and into the wall beside you.

461
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:14,880
One of them gets blasted into the door and, like, crushes through and into the hallway

462
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:20,880
where beyond, now that the door is open, you hear this, like, nothing that you can pick up

463
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:26,880
is what they're saying, but you hear, like, whispering murmurs and laughter coming from the hallways.

464
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:32,880
That sounds very scary outside.

465
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:34,880
I'm going to try and stab him with my baguette.

466
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:37,880
He's got the warm, crusty parts now.

467
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,880
He's going to do so.

468
00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,880
Hylop doesn't have weapons or spells or anything.

469
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:45,880
What's Hylop?

470
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:46,880
That was a three.

471
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,880
Hylop's a baguette man.

472
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,880
Hylop is here for a party.

473
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:51,880
He's here.

474
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,880
Yeah, that's right.

475
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:53,880
Not everyone takes all their gear.

476
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,880
No, I was not here.

477
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:59,880
I was not prepared to fight an adventure at a party, at Halloween party.

478
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:00,880
Good God.

479
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,880
Is that three?

480
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:02,880
It was a three.

481
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,880
Yeah, three.

482
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,880
Well, I'll make a sandwich for you.

483
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,880
How about that?

484
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,880
That would be better than what I'm doing now.

485
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:16,880
The gnome in front of him just laughs and tries to take a bite out of him and

486
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,880
does so.

487
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:22,880
He latches on to Hylop's leg and takes his chomp out of him.

488
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:28,880
The three on your other arm, Glim, are going to try and do the same.

489
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,880
That's 19.

490
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,880
Oh, that'll do it.

491
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:39,880
You take a couple chunks out of your arm and you're going to take six

492
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:44,880
bite damage, piercing damage.

493
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,880
Gross.

494
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:50,880
Vorunax, that's going to be a 16.

495
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,880
No, 19.

496
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,880
Oh, yeah.

497
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,880
Okay, cool.

498
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,880
And Sully, there were a couple on you.

499
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,880
That's a natural 20.

500
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:00,880
Oh, no.

501
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:01,880
I can't bring it on.

502
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,880
They're mad now.

503
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:03,880
You stabbed their friend through the ear.

504
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,880
They're mad now, but I did only roll a one.

505
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:09,880
Two dice, one plus, so that's five piercing damage.

506
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,880
That's fine.

507
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,880
That's fine.

508
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:12,880
That's fine.

509
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:13,880
All right, one more to the top.

510
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,880
One more time.

511
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,880
We got Sully.

512
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,880
Okay, so two just stabbed me.

513
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,880
Bit you.

514
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:23,880
Bit me.

515
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:31,880
Okay, well, while their nomers are on me, I want to ... I still have my daggers in

516
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:36,880
my hand, so I was like this, and then the guy dropped, and then they bit me.

517
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:42,880
I want to go ... So if they're biting on my bicep, I want to stab them kind

518
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:43,880
of from behind.

519
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,880
Yeah, love it.

520
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:45,880
Yeah.

521
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,880
I'm doing that.

522
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,880
A 13.

523
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,880
Yeah, but they're latched on to you, so it's with advantage for you.

524
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,880
So you get to roll again.

525
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,880
I think I said 13 hit, though, but maybe you get a natural 20.

526
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,880
I didn't.

527
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880
I rolled a five.

528
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:04,880
Okay, so definitely hit them.

529
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,880
So roll some damage.

530
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:17,880
First dagger for the one on my right is a four plus five, nine.

531
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,880
And the other one is a seven.

532
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,880
Daggers go into the tops of the heads of both of these, and they drop as well.

533
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,880
I'm going to have to get rabies shot at something.

534
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:31,880
Did you get all the tests done before we went on the road, like I told you to?

535
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,880
No.

536
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,880
That's psychotic.

537
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,880
Psychotic.

538
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,880
Who goes for tests and blood tests and immunizations before going to a Halloween party?

539
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,880
But doesn't bring weapons.

540
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,880
I don't understand your priorities.

541
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,880
That's quite odd.

542
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:49,880
The invitation did not say Chewy Chewy Nom Nom Zombie Gnomes.

543
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,880
It also didn't say bring your own baguette.

544
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:53,880
It wasn't B-Y-O-B.

545
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:57,880
Wait, who leaves home without a baguette?

546
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,880
Like literally everyone else in this room.

547
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,880
It's not even our turn yet.

548
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,880
We're just yelling at each other.

549
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,880
This is what's being said during the fight.

550
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:07,880
Exactly.

551
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,880
You want to give me an attack roll there, Glim?

552
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:15,880
Yeah, and I'm just going to try and do the same thing and just hit the other arm.

553
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,880
Unarmed strike is plus six, so that's a 15.

554
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,880
Love it.

555
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,880
Almost like you pin them up.

556
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,880
You tell me if this feels right.

557
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:28,880
You pin them up and then stab into them with your blade.

558
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:36,880
I could maybe hold them up and then just disembowel all three, just right across.

559
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,880
That's so much cooler than what I was thinking.

560
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,880
I thought you would poke each individual one, but that would be real awkward.

561
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,880
Just like shanking them held up against the wall.

562
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,880
Her sword is big.

563
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,880
It's hard.

564
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,880
You got to have that good reach back.

565
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,880
No, yours was cooler.

566
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,880
I don't know how many are left in this room.

567
00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:01,880
Vorunax, do you want to do something cool before Hillop eats a sandwich?

568
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,880
We can figure these shackles out.

569
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,880
I'd say there's a couple more left in there.

570
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,880
Couple more left in here.

571
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:12,880
There's definitely two on Hillop because he hasn't done anything.

572
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:13,880
There's like what?

573
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,880
Like three on me or something? Four?

574
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,880
There were five and then you...

575
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:22,880
Yeah, I think I got most of them on the last one.

576
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:29,880
Yeah, you describe what you do and then it'll take a bunch of them out if it works.

577
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,880
I pull out my hand and I just do a quick snap.

578
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:37,880
And there's this snap that goes off in all of their heads.

579
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:44,880
And some psychic damage is dealt from it unless they want to make an intelligence 20 DC save.

580
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,880
They're going to try.

581
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,880
Wow.

582
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,880
Bless them.

583
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,880
Bless them.

584
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,880
Bless this little zombie garden.

585
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,880
No, no, they definitely didn't do it.

586
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,880
That's a 10. They barely made it halfway.

587
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,880
That's 25 psychic damage.

588
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:09,880
As all of the remaining zombies, countless because I didn't keep track, their heads explode and coat the room.

589
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,880
Oh, gross, but awesome.

590
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,880
Yeah, it was real good.

591
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,880
That was pretty cool.

592
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,880
You look over and you see Hillop about ready to eat.

593
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,880
Maybe take a bite of the baguette as it exploded.

594
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,880
I will not be eating that one.

595
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:30,880
Maybe we swing by the kitchen later and see if the ghost is a good guy or a bad guy.

596
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,880
Maybe he's got some food for us.

597
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,880
Perhaps.

598
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,880
I want to try to pick the lock on my shackle.

599
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:45,880
Yeah, you're out of combat now so you can do what you need to get out of the shackles.

600
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,880
I've got, what is it, sleight of hand?

601
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,880
Sleight of hand would be cool.

602
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,880
You need sleight of foot for that one.

603
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,880
I got a plus nine in that.

604
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,880
Do you have lockpick tools?

605
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,880
Yes.

606
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:00,880
Alright, good.

607
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,880
I was going to say, be weird if you didn't.

608
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:03,880
No, I have a flute.

609
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,880
I left them at home.

610
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,880
No, I have a flute.

611
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:09,880
Okay.

612
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,880
I'll do 20 plus sleight of hand.

613
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,880
Oh, I have to actually roll for it.

614
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,880
Now it just busts us all up.

615
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,880
Oh, yay.

616
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,880
That is a 26.

617
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:19,880
I want to see how long you're there for.

618
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,880
Oh, wow.

619
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,880
You maybe play it up a little bit.

620
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:26,880
Like, oh, it's so slippery and you can't do it.

621
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:32,880
But then you have no problem going around and picking the locks on everybody.

622
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:33,880
Nice.

623
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,880
I'm doing you last, Hillop, because you know why.

624
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:42,880
Well, I don't specifically know for this reason why.

625
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:47,880
I would have shared, but it's covered in the brain's guts now.

626
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,880
And that's why.

627
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,880
Because you want it?

628
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,880
No, no, thanks.

629
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,880
Do you guys have any idea what Mirror Dude was talking about?

630
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,880
No.

631
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,880
Sounds like I used...

632
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:07,880
Varnas did bad things, but you summoned something or called something

633
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,880
sometime, somewhere, multiple times.

634
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,880
Multiple times and drugged something to somewhere they didn't want to go.

635
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,880
Oh, oh, oh, oh.

636
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:17,880
It's magic.

637
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,880
Oh.

638
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:19,880
You know.

639
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:20,880
Oh, fuck.

640
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:21,880
Oh, this is not karaoke.

641
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,880
This is Moot's fault, that dick.

642
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,880
I bet this is that fucking unicorn.

643
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,880
Unicorn.

644
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:30,880
Wait.

645
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,880
Y'all fucked with a unicorn?

646
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,880
Not on purpose?

647
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,880
Not on purpose and not only one time.

648
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,880
This is quite elaborate.

649
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,880
It is quite elaborate.

650
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:45,880
You did sort of have a flair, though.

651
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,880
But his name is not Unicorn.

652
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,880
It's Eunice Acron.

653
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,880
Uh-huh.

654
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,880
I'm hearing it now.

655
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,880
It seems obvious now.

656
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,880
Oh, shit.

657
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:00,880
Oh, man.

658
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,880
We did do the thing.

659
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,880
Well, I...

660
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:04,880
Okay, hold on.

661
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,880
I thought mistaken identity for sure.

662
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,880
I mean, they got Moot.

663
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,880
Obviously we'll, like, properly get him back.

664
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,880
I mean, we need to save Moot.

665
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,880
But I mean, like, that?

666
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,880
Like, it was Moot's fault.

667
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,880
So what you're saying, you're going to leave Moot here

668
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,880
and you're not going to save him from the unicorn?

669
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:22,880
No, that was absolutely the opposite.

670
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,880
I said we have to save him,

671
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,880
but it was definitely his fault.

672
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,880
Yes.

673
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,880
Like, I don't feel guilt over this.

674
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,880
Yeah, me neither.

675
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,880
I don't even have anything to do with it,

676
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,880
but, I mean, y'all were cool to hang out with

677
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,880
for the party, so I'll give you a hand.

678
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:40,880
Yeah, we're sorry, y'all.

679
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,880
Wrapped up in this.

680
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,880
I feel very validated with all of my corn jokes now.

681
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,880
So, you know.

682
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,880
You know what, you're right.

683
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,880
You psychically were making incredibly bang-on puns,

684
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,880
and we still didn't quite realize,

685
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,880
which, again, when you say unicorn,

686
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,880
it's right there.

687
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,880
See, I was thinking acorn,

688
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,880
and I thought it had something to do with nets.

689
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,880
That's crazy.

690
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,880
No, bring it back.

691
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,880
Get to a party's crazy.

692
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,880
Okay, what should we do?

693
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:13,880
Go through the door, smash through the mirror?

694
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,880
What do you think?

695
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,880
I mean, the door's smashed through a little bit.

696
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,880
We could finish the smashing and go on.

697
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,880
I'm going to kick that door now.

698
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,880
Here I go with my dragon foot.

699
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,880
We cut out into the hall,

700
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,880
and then there's this huge foot

701
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,880
and, like, stumble out as these...

702
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,880
You're still wearing your costume

703
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,880
as all of these spider legs pour out

704
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,880
into the hall

705
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,880
through this door that

706
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:39,880
appeared stronger than it actually was

707
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,880
with this gnome on the other side.

708
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,880
You pick yourself up,

709
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,880
and the hallway before you,

710
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,880
you're the first to see it,

711
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,880
but as everybody else joins you,

712
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,880
does not look

713
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,880
like any of the other hallways.

714
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,880
It's not as well done up

715
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,880
or cleaned up

716
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,880
or any pristine.

717
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,880
The wallpaper's peeling off of the walls.

718
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,880
The paintings are hanging,

719
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,880
and you see,

720
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,880
you visualize

721
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,880
this wave,

722
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,880
this ripple that goes down,

723
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,880
and the wallpaper

724
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,880
and the wood is pushing out

725
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,880
down this hallway

726
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,880
as these whispers intensify.

727
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,880
Are we thinking, like, Frightener's style?

728
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

729
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,880
Being no stranger to hallucinatory

730
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,880
terrain, is this really happening?

731
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,880
That's a great...

732
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,880
Or is this is real and everything else was...

733
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,880
Oh, was it all a glamour

734
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,880
and it's really just a shithole?

735
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,880
Well, the stuff with the hallway, like...

736
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:39,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

737
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,880
I think you're right.

738
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:43,880
Make an arcana check

739
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,880
with advantage for you,

740
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,880
Vorunax. Yeah, sure.

741
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,880
Twenty-six.

742
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:51,880
What? Yes, it does appear

743
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,880
to be actually happening.

744
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,880
Oh, this is fun.

745
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,880
From haunted house to fun house.

746
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,880
Okay, so...

747
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,880
And we think this is...

748
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,880
Like, ghosties?

749
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,880
Or what are we...

750
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,880
Well, they did tell us

751
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,880
the story. Didn't he tell us

752
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,880
the story of the whispering

753
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,880
walls?

754
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,880
The eerie laughter, the whispers

755
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,880
and the faint...

756
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,880
And they, like, soaked up the terrible things

757
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,880
that happened to the people in this.

758
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,880
And then we heard the bits

759
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,880
and the pieces of the stories that we missed.

760
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,880
Like, curse befalls

761
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,880
and music

762
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:37,880
sends shivers.

763
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,880
And you hear, like, a plunking chord.

764
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,880
Is that all now a lie?

765
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,880
Because this is all a trick?

766
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,880
Or is that real?

767
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,880
Does anyone have, like, a spectral...

768
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,880
A haunted mansion?

769
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,880
We need to find them

770
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,880
in order to find out the exact news

771
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,880
because I am just Hylap, the business partner

772
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:57,880
of Glim. I don't know the rules

773
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,880
of this space.

774
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:01,880
Yeah, I was sort of just asking to the room,

775
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,880
not, like, you specifically, Hylap.

776
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:05,880
Not all about you, Hylap.

777
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:07,880
If anything, if I had to sort of create

778
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,880
of the people in the room that I would...

779
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,880
I was at the top.

780
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,880
You wouldn't...

781
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,880
You're no longer at the top.

782
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,880
No, now that we've proven that I don't know,

783
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880
I can be moved from the top

784
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,880
and my rightful place down to

785
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,880
the next in line.

786
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,880
Alright, maybe we just walk down to Hylap.

787
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,880
I'm just... I say we just go.

788
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,880
Sure, yeah.

789
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,880
Maybe I'll look at anything.

790
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:33,880
Just close your eyes and go.

791
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,880
No, don't close them.

792
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,880
Maybe the arms shoot out of the walls

793
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,880
at him and, like, grab him

794
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,880
and are pulling him to either side.

795
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,880
He says, it's not working! It's not working!

796
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,880
Somebody help me!

797
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:47,880
Help me!

798
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,880
Take a sword, chop the arms.

799
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,880
Chop the arms coming out of the wall?

800
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,880
Yeah.

801
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,880
Decisions, decisions.

802
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,880
I mean, clarification.

803
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:59,880
Oh, sorry, his arm.

804
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:01,880
A clerical error, sorry.

805
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:03,880
We can replace those.

806
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,880
That's fine.

807
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,880
It won't match.

808
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,880
We'll replace it.

809
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,880
You chop the arm

810
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,880
and you chop it and it goes through

811
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:15,880
as he's screaming and it

812
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,880
falls and it just falls

813
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,880
and it's a piece of wood

814
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,880
that lands down on the ground.

815
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,880
Okay, we've got to run fast,

816
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,880
I think. Not with eyes closed

817
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,880
so you can see the arms coming out

818
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,880
and it's okay.

819
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:31,880
Three, two, one, go!

820
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,880
He bolts down the hallway.

821
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,880
He still doesn't have a weapon.

822
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,880
He's just going for it. Don't look at him run.

823
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,880
He's just, I mean, I'm going to go.

824
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,880
Help me!

825
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,880
Oh my god!

826
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,880
Son of a birch.

827
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,880
Let's do a bit of a skills challenge

828
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,880
as we're making our way through this house

829
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,880
to try and find Eunice A. Krohn.

830
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:55,880
Eunice A. Krohn.

831
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,880
Okay, we got it.

832
00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,880
Yeah, I know.

833
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,880
It's good.

834
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,880
I'm surprised that I was the one who figured it out.

835
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,880
You're like, keep transporting

836
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,880
against their will

837
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,880
from one place to another.

838
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,880
Like, hmm.

839
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,880
No, that doesn't check out.

840
00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,880
Sounds like we've never done that.

841
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:21,880
I was thinking about me

842
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,880
something I did.

843
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,880
Tom's not even here and it's his fucking fault.

844
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,880
I thought it was going to be timey stuff.

845
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,880
Fucking unicorn.

846
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,880
So we can go in

847
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:33,880
same initiative order.

848
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,880
Sully Glim Vorunax

849
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,880
who is stuck.

850
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,880
So arms are shooting out.

851
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,880
Ghostly apparitions,

852
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,880
if you will,

853
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,880
trying to capture you as you run by.

854
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,880
What do you do

855
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,880
to either help yourself or help your group

856
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,880
move down swiftly

857
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,880
through the hallway?

858
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,880
Okay, you guys, so like, since I was

859
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,880
these are not all made

860
00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,880
of the same wood.

861
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:01,880
So I'm going to use my

862
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,880
nature

863
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,880
to

864
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,880
so you got to look for the ones

865
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,880
that are lighter than the others

866
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:13,880
and those ones, they're brittle.

867
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,880
They break easily. That's soft wood.

868
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,880
You don't want to use that for nothing.

869
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,880
So I tell them that

870
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,880
and as I run,

871
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,880
I use

872
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,880
my frightful sword of reflection,

873
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:27,880
but without any of the powers, to purposely

874
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,880
hit the ones that are the weak woods.

875
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,880
Okay.

876
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,880
Long winded, does that work?

877
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,880
Love it. Roll nature.

878
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,880
15.

879
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,880
15 will work.

880
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,880
Hit that soft wood.

881
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,880
You're puncturing all the wood

882
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,880
as these arms are shooting

883
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,880
out and things are trying to grab

884
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,880
you. You're clearing away.

885
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,880
You make it down to the end

886
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,880
of this hallway. Hillop has made it down.

887
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,880
You see Hillop being pulled.

888
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,880
He's got legs through one

889
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,880
hole and arms and the other.

890
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,880
He's suspended on

891
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,880
either side and he looks over.

892
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,880
Sully, help!

893
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,880
It's not my turn anymore.

894
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,880
It's not your turn anymore.

895
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:13,880
Glenn Vorunax as you come up behind Glimit

896
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,880
is your turn.

897
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:17,880
And he is further down.

898
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,880
He ran very, very fast

899
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,880
this time. So fast.

900
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,880
He was very fast with his no weapons.

901
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,880
I think I'm just going to use

902
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,880
athletics

903
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,880
to try to dodge the

904
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,880
arms up and over and maybe

905
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,880
parkour up the wall.

906
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:35,880
Let's see how the roll goes.

907
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,880
The roll doesn't go great.

908
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,880
That is a

909
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,880
nine.

910
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,880
Love it.

911
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,880
You immediately

912
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,880
bolt as you're rounding this corner.

913
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,880
You kind of tap Sully.

914
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:51,880
It looks real cool

915
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:53,880
for the first five or ten feet.

916
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,880
You're making your way.

917
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,880
You're jumping up on the arms.

918
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,880
And then one of them grabs your foot

919
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,880
and you swing and you smack your head

920
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,880
down on the ground.

921
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,880
You're going to take

922
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:07,880
three bludgeoning damage as your forehead

923
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,880
meets the floor.

924
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,880
And you are now suspended by these ghosts

925
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,880
upside down

926
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,880
as Vorunax and Sully are making their way behind you.

927
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:17,880
No, I'm in front.

928
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,880
They kind of caught up.

929
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:21,880
We're doing like group

930
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,880
rolls here.

931
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,880
Legs, so much longer than mine.

932
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,880
Of course she's in front of me.

933
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,880
Vorunax, you're coming up behind

934
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,880
your spider legs

935
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,880
following behind you.

936
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,880
I'm going to pull out my

937
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:37,880
days of playing

938
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,880
varsity sports ball

939
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,880
and water deep

940
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,880
and juke and jive my way

941
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,880
between these arms with some

942
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,880
body deception.

943
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,880
I love it.

944
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,880
That's a skill I'm good at.

945
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,880
Absolutely it is.

946
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,880
Body deception.

947
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,880
Twenty-seven.

948
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,880
Okay, love it.

949
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,880
Okay.

950
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,880
You make your way.

951
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,880
Do you want to get to Glim

952
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,880
and help Glim or you want to make your way past Glim

953
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,880
leave Glim for Sully and make your way to

954
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,880
Hillup? I really want to make my way to

955
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,880
Hillup because Hillup's doing

956
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,880
not a smart thing.

957
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,880
Welcome to

958
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,880
Hillup.

959
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,880
Love it.

960
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:27,880
Hillup's turn. He is

961
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,880
otherwise occupied.

962
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,880
So you make your way

963
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,880
to Hillup on your next turn.

964
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,880
You can free him.

965
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,880
Sully, it is your turn.

966
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,880
So Glim is being suspended

967
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,880
as if

968
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,880
Glim owes

969
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,880
the hallway lunch money.

970
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,880
Give me my money.

971
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,880
Back in elementary school, junior high

972
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,880
or whatever cultist version

973
00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,880
of that would be.

974
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,880
Sully was a gymnast

975
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,880
so he's into the gymnastics.

976
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,880
And this isn't really

977
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,880
a side of himself that he's shown.

978
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,880
But seeing Glim

979
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:11,880
suspended upside down

980
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,880
is very upsetting because

981
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:15,880
she's always so strong and

982
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,880
so he's pulling

983
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,880
it out and he's going to use some acrobatics

984
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,880
to

985
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,880
essentially hand spring

986
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,880
off of one of the hands that

987
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,880
comes out or one of the wooden

988
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:29,880
that comes out

989
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,880
and then to kind

990
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:33,880
of hand spring and do a backflip

991
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,880
and land

992
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,880
probably

993
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,880
like

994
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,880
like waist area

995
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,880
like

996
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,880
I'm so sorry my face is near your butt

997
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,880
kind of thing.

998
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,880
And try

999
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,880
to add

1000
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,880
weight to it because he notices that one of

1001
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,880
them is not one of those strong woods.

1002
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:57,880
It's a weak wood.

1003
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,880
It's got that weak wood.

1004
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,880
Oh fuck off.

1005
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,880
Eight.

1006
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,880
I have a plus five in acrobatics.

1007
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,880
Ridiculous.

1008
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,880
So you managed to do

1009
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,880
the flips and the trips

1010
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,880
and then you make it and you land

1011
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,880
on Glim and now you're

1012
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,880
face to butt with Glim.

1013
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,880
The wood was

1014
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,880
not as weak as you thought it was

1015
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,880
though and it is now

1016
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,880
extended down and

1017
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,880
enveloping Glim and you

1018
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,880
and is beginning to pull you

1019
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:35,880
up into the ceiling.

1020
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,880
Glim you are about waist deep

1021
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,880
and that means Sully is

1022
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,880
Sully's head is up into the ceiling

1023
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,880
now as well. It is your

1024
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,880
turn to try and do something.

1025
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,880
We've got one, two

1026
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,880
successes, two failures.

1027
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,880
Uh oh. Oh that's

1028
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,880
really nice Sully. Thanks for the hug. I was

1029
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,880
feeling a bit embarrassed since I really

1030
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,880
missed that.

1031
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,880
Okay.

1032
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,880
What am I good at? Only talking

1033
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,880
things so.

1034
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,880
Try and reason with this wall.

1035
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,880
It's got ears.

1036
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,880
Oh because the

1037
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,880
ears hear the stuff.

1038
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:15,880
Oh Amy very

1039
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,880
good.

1040
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:19,880
Okay well maybe

1041
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,880
They're hands. Yeah.

1042
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,880
That's what we see is hands.

1043
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,880
Yeah we've established yet.

1044
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:31,880
Okay so I'm going to use

1045
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:33,880
performance and I'm

1046
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,880
going to start singing the

1047
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:37,880
hand jive to see if I can

1048
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,880
get them involved

1049
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,880
in that and let us go

1050
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,880
because they gotta use

1051
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,880
those hands you know.

1052
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,880
If I've known any hand jive

1053
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,880
if you hear it you have to start doing it.

1054
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,880
You have to do it legally.

1055
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,880
It's really good guys.

1056
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,880
Nice.

1057
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,880
Twenty one.

1058
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,880
That was a laugh

1059
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,880
that could have gone either way. I liked it.

1060
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,880
I really didn't know it was going to happen.

1061
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,880
I fucked up guys.

1062
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,880
I see the same laugh.

1063
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:09,880
No that's awesome. Okay.

1064
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,880
That's true.

1065
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:13,880
Hand jive begins

1066
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:15,880
and you feel them begin to

1067
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,880
release and all along the hallway

1068
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,880
even hillops begin to release as well.

1069
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,880
And he falls flat on the ground

1070
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,880
and you two tumble down on the ground as well

1071
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,880
as the hand jive

1072
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,880
is now careful

1073
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,880
as the

1074
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:31,880
hand jive is now

1075
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,880
commencing.

1076
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,880
That is not how you hand jive.

1077
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,880
What did I see

1078
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,880
when my head was stuck up in the ceiling?

1079
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,880
What did you see when your head was

1080
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,880
stuck up in the ceiling?

1081
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,880
You saw a glimpsed butt.

1082
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,880
But if you look to the left

1083
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,880
you saw

1084
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,880
like this

1085
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:53,880
temporal vortex

1086
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,880
like this black space with

1087
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,880
colors swirling all around it.

1088
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,880
You saw ghostly figures moving

1089
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,880
in and out of the space. You saw

1090
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:03,880
off into the distance this light

1091
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,880
that looked like it was this greenery

1092
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:07,880
beyond it.

1093
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:09,880
As you

1094
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,880
fall to the ground, hand jive is

1095
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:13,880
commencing around you. Three successes.

1096
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,880
You are

1097
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,880
able to continue the hand jive

1098
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,880
and continue this performance

1099
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,880
all the way down

1100
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:23,880
and make your way out of this hallway

1101
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,880
to where there's a clearing away from all

1102
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,880
the whispering in the arms.

1103
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:29,880
You are at the base

1104
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,880
of what appears to be

1105
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,880
the similar winding staircase

1106
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,880
that you went down

1107
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,880
in the tour earlier in the evening.

1108
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,880
Wow, that was

1109
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,880
brilliant. Glam way to go.

1110
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,880
Very. Well, everybody

1111
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,880
likes to dance, I think. Especially

1112
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,880
here. I know they're kind of like trying to kill

1113
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,880
us now, but everybody's kind of obvious.

1114
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,880
They were born to hand jive, baby. Should we go up?

1115
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,880
Yeah. I mean, these stairs

1116
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,880
led to the kitchen earlier.

1117
00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,880
Are we not near

1118
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,880
that or should we

1119
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,880
look around, see if the entrance

1120
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,880
to the kitchen's nearby? But I

1121
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:07,880
assume based off of everything I've learned

1122
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,880
so far that this is kind of just an

1123
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,880
amorphous house. Yeah, nothing

1124
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,880
really seems to be where it was before.

1125
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,880
Yeah. Can we hear Benjamin crying?

1126
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,880
I'm going to listen really hard. You listen,

1127
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,880
you hear the sound of

1128
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,880
hands clapping and jiving.

1129
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,880
You hear, you don't

1130
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,880
hear Benjamin crying.

1131
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,880
You do hear the

1132
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,880
sound of like a clicking noise.

1133
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,880
Well, I don't love that.

1134
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:37,880
I don't think I do either. No.

1135
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,880
So up, up the

1136
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:41,880
stairs? That's the atlas just maybe.

1137
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,880
Each step you take, you hear that

1138
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,880
clicking noise and it sounds like it's moving

1139
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,880
above you in whatever

1140
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:49,880
ceiling space is above.

1141
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,880
And you're making your way rounding

1142
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,880
the staircase up to

1143
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,880
the foyer area.

1144
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:57,880
And you see the same

1145
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,880
hallway that you walk down

1146
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,880
that leads back out and around to

1147
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,880
the garden and the foyer.

1148
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,880
There is of course the main,

1149
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,880
the larger staircase that goes

1150
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,880
upstairs where you were told the

1151
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,880
Count's quarters were.

1152
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,880
And as

1153
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,880
you make your way up to this, this landing

1154
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,880
space, the

1155
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,880
picture frame on the wall,

1156
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,880
the one that you examined

1157
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,880
earlier, Vorunax, has

1158
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,880
swung completely open. And you

1159
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,880
see the image of

1160
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,880
Lady Azold

1161
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,880
and she is like peeking

1162
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,880
around a corner. Her eyes are

1163
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,880
glaring red.

1164
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,880
Everybody make a

1165
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,880
saving throw.

1166
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,880
Up the Constitution

1167
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,880
for Ryan.

1168
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,880
Add a plus, add a plus 4 to it.

1169
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,880
Oh wait. Oh it's still not enough.

1170
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,880
6. 12.

1171
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,880
Or no 8. Sorry.

1172
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:53,880
Mine was 8. 25 for me then.

1173
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,880
Yours was 8?

1174
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,880
Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah. Okay.

1175
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,880
You're gonna roll for Hillip too please?

1176
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,880
He has

1177
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:03,880
a 13. Plus 4.

1178
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,880
17.

1179
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:07,880
Solly and Vorunax,

1180
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:09,880
you immediately

1181
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:11,880
lock eyes with Lady Azold

1182
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,880
and you feel yourself being

1183
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,880
like pulled forward towards

1184
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,880
her as if this

1185
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:21,880
as if some sort of force

1186
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:23,880
has like lifted you off your feet.

1187
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:25,880
Glim and Hillip, you

1188
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,880
see them, they're walking

1189
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:29,880
narrowly

1190
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,880
focused on this picture towards

1191
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:33,880
Lady Azold.

1192
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,880
Glim? Glim?

1193
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,880
I don't.

1194
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,880
We need to stop whatever that is.

1195
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,880
Hey guys! Come on!

1196
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,880
Maybe we

1197
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,880
punch them!

1198
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,880
Drag them down!

1199
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,880
It won't hurt if I do it!

1200
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,880
Who would just punch a defenseless person?

1201
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,880
Please don't do that.

1202
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,880
Punches Vorunax in the face

1203
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:57,880
for a 14.

1204
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,880
Misses.

1205
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,880
See, it didn't hurt.

1206
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,880
I was just trying something.

1207
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,880
Averting my eyes, I'm gonna maybe

1208
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,880
try and go and attack the picture.

1209
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,880
Yeah, that's a good idea.

1210
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,880
Rather than our friends.

1211
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,880
Love it.

1212
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:15,880
So that is a

1213
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,880
20. No. Yep.

1214
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:19,880
23. Stationary object.

1215
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:21,880
You got it.

1216
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,880
So that's 10 damage

1217
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,880
to Le Painting.

1218
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,880
Okay, you swing down into

1219
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:31,880
this painting and a

1220
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,880
hideous scream comes out of this

1221
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,880
flashing red light blares.

1222
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,880
Vorunax and Sully, you're immediately

1223
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,880
snapped out. You've made it like

1224
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,880
five feet, just like reaching

1225
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:43,880
out towards this picture frame.

1226
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,880
This blinding red light

1227
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,880
and like these ghostly apparitions

1228
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,880
begin pouring out and into

1229
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,880
the halls and being

1230
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,880
sucked up into the walls of the building.

1231
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,880
And it begins to rumble and shake

1232
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,880
around you.

1233
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,880
Aw, thanks.

1234
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,880
I mean, glad I stopped that.

1235
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:03,880
This whole situation seems

1236
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,880
bad now.

1237
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,880
Hey, unicorn asshole.

1238
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,880
Come down here and fight like a

1239
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,880
real horse.

1240
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,880
There is a

1241
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,880
snap.

1242
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:17,880
And all four of you

1243
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,880
find yourselves

1244
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,880
crouched in a

1245
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,880
completely

1246
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:25,880
uncomfortable and

1247
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:27,880
confining cave.

1248
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:29,880
And down at

1249
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:31,880
the end of this cave,

1250
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,880
you see the face of

1251
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,880
the unicorn staring at

1252
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,880
you. And he says, how does it

1253
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,880
feel?

1254
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,880
Yeah, it feels bad. We

1255
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,880
acknowledge that. I feel like we always

1256
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,880
did. Why did you keep doing it?

1257
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,880
It was

1258
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,880
an accident. You know what?

1259
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,880
Moot can't actually control it.

1260
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,880
The magic

1261
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,880
in him is unpredictable.

1262
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,880
Once he turned into a goat,

1263
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,880
he used to be taller.

1264
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,880
He used to be taller. He was

1265
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,880
a goat for a while.

1266
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,880
I told you

1267
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:07,880
the last time that if it

1268
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,880
happened again that you would regret

1269
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,880
it. Guess what happened?

1270
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:13,880
Guess what

1271
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:15,880
happened? I showed

1272
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,880
up at a fucking

1273
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,880
potato explosion.

1274
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,880
Oh, no.

1275
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,880
Oh, no.

1276
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,880
Oh, so the potato

1277
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,880
explosion was trying to

1278
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,880
make amends and voicing

1279
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,880
just a party and having

1280
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,880
a good time being like,

1281
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:35,880
OK, let bygones be bygones.

1282
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,880
It's been a couple years. They've learned

1283
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,880
their lesson. And then a fucking

1284
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,880
potato explosion

1285
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,880
poured into my entire

1286
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,880
entire village. Oh, my

1287
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,880
goodness. I don't

1288
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,880
know what to say. I'm really sorry.

1289
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,880
I mean, there's no

1290
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,880
excuse. I'm saying sorry as an

1291
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,880
apology, not as an admission of guilt

1292
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,880
because I cannot control what

1293
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,880
Moot does. Moot's his

1294
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,880
own man. Lord, I've

1295
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,880
tried. And to be

1296
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:07,880
fair to these two, they had

1297
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,880
nothing to do with it. I mean, we

1298
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:11,880
don't either. I'm

1299
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,880
not laughing. Are we just guilty

1300
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,880
by association?

1301
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,880
Is that what's going on here?

1302
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,880
And really, let's be

1303
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,880
honest. It was

1304
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,880
bad and wrong. I agree.

1305
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,880
We shouldn't have done it. It was

1306
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:27,880
probably frightening and disorienting

1307
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,880
and angering.

1308
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,880
But really, haven't you now in

1309
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,880
punishment to us and Moot done

1310
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,880
the same thing to these two fine

1311
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,880
gentlemen who have done nothing wrong

1312
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,880
ever in their lives?

1313
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,880
What if

1314
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:43,880
they've now like, you

1315
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,880
know, now they've got vengeance and

1316
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,880
they're hot and they're going to go after you and

1317
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:49,880
make some sort of big potty trap.

1318
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,880
Yeah. Have you thought about

1319
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,880
that? I know

1320
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:55,880
that hurt unicorns, hurt

1321
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,880
people,

1322
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,880
but I think you're just sort

1323
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:01,880
of perpetuating the cycle and it's not

1324
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,880
a great idea. Yes, no.

1325
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,880
You're going to stay in this

1326
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:07,880
cave for a while.

1327
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:09,880
I'm not going to tell you

1328
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,880
what Vorunax has

1329
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,880
or has not done, but he deserves

1330
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,880
to stay in this cave for a while

1331
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,880
too. Well, he seemed like nothing

1332
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,880
but nice to me. And Hylop,

1333
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:21,880
you know what Hylop's done.

1334
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,880
Yeah, but being annoying isn't

1335
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,880
a crime.

1336
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,880
Isn't it? I'm going

1337
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,880
to take Moot.

1338
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,880
And he's going to be in my new

1339
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:33,880
haunted house for quite some time.

1340
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:35,880
You're having a whole new haunted

1341
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,880
house? Well, this one's falling apart.

1342
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,880
Are we invited to that one?

1343
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:41,880
I mean, because aside from this, the rest

1344
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,880
of the party was awesome.

1345
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:45,880
Oh my gosh. Thank you.

1346
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:47,880
I do enjoy throwing

1347
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,880
a party. A shindig, if you will.

1348
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,880
Mr. Mortimer really puts it on.

1349
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:53,880
Oh my gosh. Where did you find him?

1350
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:55,880
Well, he

1351
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,880
was trapped here.

1352
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,880
How do you come across this place?

1353
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:03,880
Like left

1354
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,880
in the family?

1355
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,880
It was a family abode.

1356
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,880
All of the images

1357
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,880
and stuff, they're actually unicorns.

1358
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:13,880
They put it on. We were going to have

1359
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,880
a unicorn themed event.

1360
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:17,880
But then the potato incident

1361
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,880
happened and I was like, no, no, Mr.

1362
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,880
Mortimer. I'm so mad at Moot now.

1363
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,880
We could have been

1364
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,880
at a unicorn themed event,

1365
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,880
Solly. Maybe next time.

1366
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,880
He disappoints me on so many

1367
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,880
levels. You could leave me here.

1368
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,880
I could come help you plan your next

1369
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,880
haunted house or event

1370
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,880
if you wanted to be as horrific as this one.

1371
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:39,880
I could give you some pointers.

1372
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,880
Not a bad job.

1373
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,880
I feel like you could have upped it up

1374
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,880
on maybe the blood and gore.

1375
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,880
Like if the hands weren't made of wood

1376
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,880
and they were actually like, oh, dismembered

1377
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,880
hands would be pretty good. Yes, yes, yeah, that

1378
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:53,880
could have been good too. You know, I can hook you up

1379
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:55,880
with some people like

1380
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:57,880
most people do the blood coming

1381
00:53:57,880 --> 00:53:59,880
down the walls. I got a guy who can make it

1382
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:01,880
come up the walls. Up the

1383
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:03,880
walls? Up the fucking walls.

1384
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,880
Oh my god. I mean, I paid money.

1385
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,880
I would pay money to see that.

1386
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,880
Me too.

1387
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,880
Okay. So you're going to stay

1388
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:13,880
here and think about what you've done for a little

1389
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,880
while. Okay, we'll stay

1390
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,880
here and think about what Moot has done.

1391
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:19,880
Moot's going to come with me.

1392
00:54:19,880 --> 00:54:21,880
Vorunax,

1393
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:23,880
once you find a way to get

1394
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:25,880
out too, come join me.

1395
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,880
I am vindictive.

1396
00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:29,880
So I'm not going to just let you free,

1397
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,880
but I will enjoy a party

1398
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,880
next time around. And Vorunax, I'm going to

1399
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,880
take you up on that blood up the walls.

1400
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,880
That's an interesting thing.

1401
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,880
Hold on, has Moot completely ruined the

1402
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,880
party invitation from now on?

1403
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,880
Like, are we banned from the future parties?

1404
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:49,880
If you can go a full year

1405
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,880
without summoning

1406
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,880
me to a random location

1407
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,880
with an onslaught of mashed potato

1408
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,880
and gravy.

1409
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,880
Gravy too, huh?

1410
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,880
A full year

1411
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,880
to the day.

1412
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,880
Then your invite

1413
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,880
will be sent. So Moot, is he like

1414
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:11,880
in pain or anything?

1415
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,880
You hear muffled

1416
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,880
calls.

1417
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,880
Well, at least

1418
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:19,880
he's alive. Yeah.

1419
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,880
I mean,

1420
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:23,880
he can't...

1421
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,880
I mean,

1422
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,880
of course, we are fully

1423
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,880
on board with never summoning you

1424
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,880
anywhere ever again. Absolutely.

1425
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,880
One year, at the very least. For an entire

1426
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:35,880
year. Proving

1427
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,880
a pattern at that point.

1428
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:39,880
Moot

1429
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,880
is the one who is

1430
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,880
doing the magic.

1431
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,880
So...

1432
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,880
So Moot lives with me now.

1433
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,880
I mean, that makes... That's okay. Makes

1434
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,880
sense. Yeah. Vorunax agrees.

1435
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,880
If Moot accidentally summons

1436
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:59,880
the unicorn, then it doesn't go anywhere

1437
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,880
because it's with him.

1438
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,880
Okay, wait.

1439
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:05,880
What if

1440
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:07,880
Moot just doesn't do magic

1441
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,880
anymore?

1442
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,880
Like, we can teach him to fight and stuff.

1443
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:13,880
Sure.

1444
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:15,880
Didn't you say it's an accidental thing?

1445
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:17,880
It's just kind of like... You mean

1446
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,880
like... Well, like if he does magic,

1447
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:21,880
like sometimes weird stuff happens.

1448
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,880
Sometimes there's like a consequence.

1449
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,880
Okay. Oh.

1450
00:56:25,880 --> 00:56:27,880
I mean, his blog

1451
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:29,880
has been going really good.

1452
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,880
You know, the buffet reviews. Maybe he could

1453
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,880
just focus on that for a while.

1454
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,880
Love it. Okay.

1455
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,880
So what you've convinced me of is sending

1456
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,880
you home with Moot in this

1457
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,880
sealed encasement

1458
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,880
where he will be

1459
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,880
straw-fed buffet materials.

1460
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,880
Not perform magic.

1461
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:51,880
And then we'll see you next

1462
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,880
year at the...

1463
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:55,880
At the...

1464
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,880
I forgot my fucking name.

1465
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,880
At the Kron Manor

1466
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,880
Haunted Halloween Extravaganza.

1467
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:03,880
Okay, but if we're straw-feeding

1468
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,880
him...

1469
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,880
What... He's in this

1470
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,880
case.

1471
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,880
What comes in, what

1472
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:13,880
has to come out.

1473
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,880
That's too many logistics for the end of this episode.

1474
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:17,880
Oh, alright.

1475
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,880
You hear the sound

1476
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,880
of hooves clopping. It's like,

1477
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,880
figure it out. You'll get out.

1478
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,880
I managed to get out the last time

1479
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:27,880
we did this thing. It'll be fine.

1480
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:29,880
It'll be okay. Moot, you'll find him

1481
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,880
out by the front entryway.

1482
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,880
And you can just, like, glide him down

1483
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,880
in the carriage. Mr.

1484
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:37,880
Mortimer will make sure you get home.

1485
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,880
Okay. It's been really great talk.

1486
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,880
Don't let any of the ghosts

1487
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,880
eat you on the way out.

1488
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,880
Okay, thanks for the invitation.

1489
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,880
I mean, he was really, honestly, very

1490
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,880
reasonable. You know,

1491
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,880
I've seen worse.

1492
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,880
We fade up and out of the cave

1493
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,880
and all of you stuck

1494
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,880
in this underground

1495
00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,880
abode and the

1496
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:01,880
haunted house beginning to crumble

1497
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,880
around on top of you.

1498
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,880
And sure enough, Moot,

1499
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,880
as if in

1500
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,880
a certain space

1501
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,880
type movie,

1502
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,880
is floating outside,

1503
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,880
being escorted by

1504
00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:17,880
ghostly figures down to the carriage

1505
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,880
waiting for you to arrive as the

1506
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,880
blood moon rises over

1507
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,880
the haunted house of

1508
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,880
Count Kron.

1509
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,880
Dumbgeons and Dragons

1510
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:37,880
Halloween at Kron Manor

1511
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,880
Part 2.

1512
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,880
This episode starred Amy More as Sully,

1513
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,880
Carla Maxdead as Glim,

1514
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,880
with Kyle Claset as Vorunax,

1515
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,880
and Amy More as your dungeon master.

1516
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,880
Dialogue Editing and Sound Design by Russ More.

1517
00:58:49,880 --> 00:58:51,880
This episode featured music from

1518
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,880
Epidemic Sound and sound effects

1519
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:55,880
from Epidemic Sound and sound ideas.

1520
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,880
A huge thank you to our supporting

1521
00:58:57,880 --> 00:58:59,880
producers, Gabriel Lynch,

1522
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,880
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1523
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,880
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1524
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1525
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1526
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1527
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1528
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1531
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1535
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1537
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1538
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1540
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,880
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1541
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,880
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1542
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:41,880
so you have a great week, and we'll

1543
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:43,880
talk again soon.

1544
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,880
I love

1545
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:51,880
how it was all Tom's fault,

1546
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,880
and he's not even here. And he's not even

1547
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,880
here. He's not even here. He will never

1548
00:59:55,880 --> 00:59:57,880
hear the end of this, but we shouldn't say

1549
00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,880
anything until the episode comes out, I'm assuming.

1550
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,880
Oh, definitely not. That's right. He won't

1551
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:03,880
even know. It'll be a fun surprise for him.

1552
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,880
Make sure you listen to this one, Tom.

1553
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,880
There are some repercussions

1554
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:09,880
for you, Tom.

1555
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:11,880
Way to go, Tom.

1556
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:13,880
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